Technical testing for deep expertise, creativity, and humour. With problems so bizarrely insane only human ingenuity can solve them. Addictively entertaining and intellectually exhausting.
your testing platform is missing the specialists ai can't replace
Junior positions are being automated, but you need experts who can spot when AI goes catastrophically wrong. PCB engineers who see signal integrity issues, physicists who calculate EM problems, chemists who smell contamination, developers who debug impossible legacy codebases.
A 15-year veteran who could solve your hardest problems may be avoiding your company because the 17th test puts them off. One overlooked genius is worth more than 10 people who memorized practice problems and answer sheets.
Experienced people solve problems fast because they've seen it all before. Newbies over-engineer to show off, creating elaborate spaghetti for simple situations. Experts know the shortest path because experience taught them what actually matters.
168 programming languages, math, chemistry, physics, biology, human wisdom.
Smart people keep it simple, confused people make it complicated
unusual problem-solving with deliberately insane scenarios
Technical tests are boring and predictable. We create problems so weird and unexpected people have to think on their feet. No memorization, no studying - just pure problem-solving under pressure. Like measuring a baby dragon in musical notation, on Mars.
crisis management
Help middle-aged customers buy cars without destroying their marriages or retirement funds
gravity confusion
Schedule meetings across time zones when someone scrambled all the city names, and you're on Mars.
emotional translation
Figure out what people actually mean when they're having a complete breakdown
pattern chaos
Make sense of data when the intern labeled everything in cuneiform riddles
imagination-based testing stops all cheating instantly
ChatGPT solves standard problems; people get coached through video calls; answers get shared online. Our deliberately lunatic situations require creative interpretation - you can't Google solutions to problems which never existed, like dinosaurs in reverse gravity.
No plagiarism detection needed - you simply can't plagiarize when forced to use pure imagination. And AI can't help you.
pay per test, not per subscription trap
Transparent pricing which scales with your actual usage. No quotas, no seat management, no enterprise sales calls.
calculate your cost
ErrorGolf Bill
$439
($49 setup + $39 × 10 tests)
Platform Comparison Table
ErrorGolf vs Traditional Platforms Feature Comparison
Feature
ErrorGolf
Legacy Platforms
Therapy cost
Genuinely hilarious
Annoying, homicide-inspiring
Pricing model
$39 per test
$500 monthly subscription
Question selection
Candidate picks their own
Half your day wasted on setup
Time pressure
Work at your own pace
Timed stress tests
Cheating prevention
AI-proof abstract lateral challenges
Proctoring and detection software
Technical domains
Code, math, business, chemistry, physics, biology
Fizzbuzz, arrays
Monthly minimums
$0.00
$100-500+
Integrations
Test codes, ATS webhooks
Development hell
Candidate Aftermath
Hates you in a good way
Just hates you
Hire Quality
Genius drinking buddy
Grad memoriser + GPT
testing which brings out the best in everyone
When challenges are genuinely entertaining, candidates will want to solve them. When problems require creativity instead of memorization, you'll discover brilliant people who think differently.
addictive puzzles
Puzzles so engaging people want to solve them and debate approaches
discover hidden gems
Find brilliant lateral thinkers who struggle with traditional tests
viral appeal
Questions candidates will share, building positive hiring buzz
high-iq fun
Attract top talent by rewarding ingenuity over textbook regurgitation
the testing platform you've been waiting for
Finally test what actually matters instead of what a computer can grade. Find brilliant people who think differently but get filtered out by standard tests. Build teams with specialists who can navigate the AI-automated future.