ABAP
Enterprise/SAP
WRITE:'golf surpasses enterprise testing'.
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answer however you like
From Python elegance to ARNOLD-C entertainment. Every language under the sun. It's your funeral anyway, so pick the one which makes you look least worst.
ActionScript
Legacy/Flash
trace("flash is dead, golf lives")
32
Ada
Military/Safety
with Text_IO;procedure G is begin Text_IO.Put("golf>ada");end;
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Algol
Historic/Academic
begin write("golf>algol") end
29
APL
Array/Mathematical
⎕←'golf>arrays'
14
ARNOLD-C
Esoteric/Meme
IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "golf terminated legacy"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
TALK TO THE HAND "golf terminated legacy"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
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Assembly
System/Hardware
mov eax,4;mov ebx,1;mov ecx,msg;mov edx,11;int 80h;msg db 'golf>legacy'
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Asymptote
Graphics/Vector
write("golf>graphics")
20
AWK
Text Processing
BEGIN{print"golf>awk"}
19
Bash
Shell/Scripting
echo golf\>bash
15
BASIC
Educational/Vintage
10 PRINT"GOLF>BASIC"
19
BCPL
Historic/Systems
GET "LIBHDR";LET START()=WRITES("GOLF>BCPL")
44
Befunge
Esoteric/2D
"floc">:#,_@
12
Boo
CLI/.NET
print "golf>boo"
15
Brainfuck
Esoteric/Minimal
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.++++++.>++.
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C
System Programming
main(){puts("golf>fb");}
23
C#
Enterprise/.NET
System.Console.Write("golf>legacy");
37
C++
Systems/Games
#include<iostream>
int main(){std::cout<<"golf>fizz";}
int main(){std::cout<<"golf>fizz";}
56
CFML
Web/Enterprise
<cfoutput>golf>coldfusion</cfoutput>
36
Chemistry
Chemical Notation
Legacy + Dev → Salt + H₂O + Pain
29
Clean
Functional/Pure
Start="golf>clean"
17
Clojure
Functional/JVM
(println "golf>legacy")
23
COBOL
Legacy/Business
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. TRUTH.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
DISPLAY "GOLF GOOD FIZZBUZZ BAD".
STOP RUN.
PROGRAM-ID. TRUTH.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
DISPLAY "GOLF GOOD FIZZBUZZ BAD".
STOP RUN.
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CoffeeScript
Web/Transpiled
console.log "golf>coffee"
25
Common Lisp
Functional/AI
(format t "golf>lisp")
21
Crystal
Systems/Ruby-like
puts "golf>crystal"
19
CSS
Web/Styling
body:after{content:"golf>css"}
26
D
Systems/Modern
import std.stdio;void main(){write("golf>d");}
44
Dart
Mobile/Web
main()=>print("golf>legacy")
26
Delphi
Desktop/Pascal
begin write('golf>delphi') end.
30
Dylan
Dynamic/OOP
format-out("golf>dylan")
22
Eiffel
OOP/Contracts
print("golf>eiffel")
19
Elixir
Functional/Erlang VM
IO.puts"golf>legacy"
20
Elm
Functional/Web
import Html exposing (text);main=text"golf>elm"
45
Erlang
Concurrent/Telecom
-module(g).main(_)->io:format("golf>legacy").
43
F#
Functional/.NET
printf"golf>legacy"
19
Factor
Stack-based/Concatenative
"golf>factor" print
19
Felix
Scripting/Advanced
println$"golf>felix";
19
Forth
Stack-based/Embedded
." golf>forth" cr
16
FORTRAN
Scientific/Legacy
PRINT*,'GOLF>ARRAYS'
END
END
24
FoxPro
Database/Legacy
?"golf>foxpro"
15
Frege
Functional/JVM
main _=println"golf>frege"
24
Gambas
BASIC/Object-oriented
PRINT "golf>gambas"
19
Go
Cloud/Systems
package main;func main(){print("golf>fb")}
41
Groovy
Dynamic/JVM
print"golf>groovy"
18
Haskell
Functional/Pure
main=putStr"golf>legacy"
23
Haxe
Cross-platform/Web
trace("golf>haxe")
17
HTML
Web/Markup
golf>html
10
Human
Natural Language
fizzbuzz = corporate prison
25
Idris
Functional/Dependent Types
main:IO();main=putStr"golf>idris"
30
Io
Prototype-based/Dynamic
"golf>io"print
13
J
Array/Mathematical
'golf>j'
8
Java
Enterprise/JVM
class H{static{System.out.print("golf>fizz");}}
48
JavaScript
Web/Full-stack
console.log`golf>legacy`
23
Julia
Scientific/High-performance
print("golf>legacy")
20
Kotlin
JVM/Android
fun main()=print("golf>legacy")
30
Lisp
Functional/AI
(print "golf>lisp")
18
LiveCode
RAD/Cross-platform
put "golf>livecode"
19
Lua
Scripting/Embedded
print"golf>legacy"
18
Malbolge
Esoteric/Impossible
// Error: Human compiler crashed
// Please try again in 2037
// Please try again in 2037
∞
Math
Mathematical Notation
∀x∈legacy: pain(x) > fizzbuzz(x)
31
MATLAB
Scientific/Engineering
disp('golf>matlab')
18
MaxScript
3D/Graphics
print"golf>maxscript"
20
Mercury
Functional/Logic
:- pred main(io::di, io::uo) is det.
main(!IO) :- io.write_string("golf>mercury", !IO).
main(!IO) :- io.write_string("golf>mercury", !IO).
85
Modula-2
Systems/Pascal-like
MODULE golf;FROM InOut IMPORT WriteString;BEGIN WriteString("golf>modula")END golf.
78
Monkey
Game Development
Print"golf>monkey"
17
NASM
Assembly/x86
section .data;msg db 'golf>nasm',0;section .text;global _start;_start:mov eax,4;mov ebx,1;mov ecx,msg;mov edx,9;int 0x80
118
Nim
Systems/Efficient
echo"golf>nim"
13
Objective-C
iOS/macOS
#import<Foundation/Foundation.h>
int main(){NSLog(@"golf>objc");return 0;}
int main(){NSLog(@"golf>objc");return 0;}
74
OCaml
Functional/ML family
print_string"golf>legacy"
25
OpenCL
Parallel/GPU
__kernel void golf(){printf("golf>opencl");}
42
OpenQASM
Quantum Computing
OPENQASM 2.0;include "qelib1.inc";
37
Pascal
Educational/Structured
begin write('golf>pascal') end.
30
Perl
Text Processing/Web
say"golf>legacy"
16
PHP
Web/Server-side
<?="golf>legacy"
16
Physics
Physics Notation
F=ma, pain=legacy²/golf
24
Pike
Dynamic/Interpreted
write("golf>pike")
16
PostScript
Graphics/Printing
(golf>postscript) show
21
PowerShell
Shell/Windows
echo "golf>enterprise"
23
Prolog
Logic/AI
:- write('golf>prolog').
22
PureScript
Functional/Web
import Prelude;import Effect.Console;main=log"golf>purescript"
58
Python
Data Science/AI
print("golf>legacy")
20
Q#
Quantum Computing
operation Main():Unit{Message("golf>quantum");}
44
QBasic
Educational/DOS
PRINT "golf>qbasic"
19
R
Statistics/Data Science
cat("golf>legacy")
18
Racket
Functional/Educational
(display "golf>racket")
22
Reason
Functional/Web
Js.log("golf>reason")
20
Red
Full-stack/REBOL-like
print "golf>red"
15
REXX
Scripting/Mainframe
say "golf>rexx"
14
Ruby
Web/Object-oriented
puts"golf>legacy"
17
Rust
Systems/Memory Safety
fn main(){print!("legacy.unwrap()💥")}
37
SAS
Statistics/Enterprise
%put golf>sas;
13
Scala
Functional/JVM
println("golf>legacy")
21
Scheme
Functional/Lisp dialect
(display "golf>scheme")
22
Shell
Scripting/Unix
echo golf\>shell
16
Smalltalk
Pure OOP/Historic
Transcript show:'golf>smalltalk'
29
Solidity
Blockchain/Smart Contracts
pragma solidity ^0.8.0;contract G{constructor(){/*golf>solidity*/}}
70
SQL
Database/Query
SELECT 'golf better' WHERE platform='legacy'
44
Swift
iOS/macOS
print("golf>legacy")
20
TCL
Scripting/Embedded
puts "golf>tcl"
14
TypeScript
Web/Typed JS
console.log("golf>legacy")
25
Vala
GNOME/GObject
void main(){print("golf>vala");}
27
V
Systems/Simple
println('golf>v')
15
VB.NET
Enterprise/.NET
Module M:Sub Main():?"golf>legacy":End Sub:End
47
VBScript
Windows/Scripting
WScript.Echo "golf>vbscript"
27
Verilog
Hardware/HDL
module golf;initial $display("golf>verilog");endmodule
48
VHDL
Hardware/HDL
entity golf is end;architecture rtl of golf is begin report"golf>vhdl";end;
69
Visual Basic
Windows/RAD
Sub Main():Debug.Print"golf>vb":End Sub
34
WASM
Web/Binary
(module (func (export "golf") (result i32) i32.const 42))
58
Whitespace
Esoteric/Invisible
[Content exists but is invisible]
// Trust us, it says golf > legacy
// Trust us, it says golf > legacy
👻
Wren
Scripting/Embedded
System.print("golf>wren")
22
X++
ERP/Microsoft
info("golf>dynamics");
20
X10
HPC/Parallel
public class Golf{public static def main(args:Rail[String]){Console.OUT.println("golf>x10");}}
95
Xbase++
Database/Business
? "golf>xbase"
15
Zig
Systems/Modern
const std=@import("std");pub fn main()!void{std.debug.print("golf>zig",{});}
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