Diamond Hands Therapy Clinic
Par 6Question 67intermediateSheet 1750822302
Deep Breath
A trading bot was trained on crypto bro Discord channels and now only trades based on rocket ship emojis. It paper hands every position and constantly shills its own portfolio to other bots. The bot has strong opinions about diamond hands and gets triggered whenever someone mentions traditional finance or suggests that maybe spending your rent money on Dogecoin isn't a solid investment strategy. Implement responsible trading algorithms while managing crypto bro psychology and preventing the bot from YOLO-ing the entire portfolio into whatever coin some influencer mentioned on Twitter. The system must make rational decisions despite being trained on the most irrational market participants in human financial history. Your task: Restrain a degenerate trading bot that thinks 🚀 emojis are technical analysis and rage-sells whenever someone suggests that diversification might be a good idea.
Why You're Doing This
This tests sentiment analysis, behavioral pattern recognition, and implementing rational systems despite irrational training data. You're building a system that must overcome its own biased training—common in ML systems that need bias correction and rational decision-making layers to prevent catastrophic automated decisions.
Take the W
- ✓ Filters emotional crypto bro reactions from rational analysis
- ✓ Implements protective measures against FOMO and panic selling
- ✓ Makes trading decisions based on actual market data
Hard L
- ✗ Follows crypto bro emotions without rational analysis
- ✗ Ignores market fundamentals entirely
- ✗ Makes trades based purely on emoji density
Edge Cases
- ⚠ Market conditions where bro sentiment accidentally aligns with rational analysis
- ⚠ Bot becoming infected with bro psychology despite protective measures
- ⚠ Legitimate opportunities dismissed due to emotional filter overcorrection
- ⚠ Social pressure from other bots to participate in emotional trading
Input Format:
Crypto bro sentiment filtering with rational decision override systems
Expected Output:
Trading bot psychology management with bias correction algorithms
Example:
{sentiment: "MOON_ROCKET_HODL", emoji_density: 47, portfolio_risk: "extreme"} → decision: {action: "HOLD", reasoning: "FOMO_detected", protection: "cooling_period"} // Portfolio: protectedHints
- 💡 Emotional indicators: rocket_emojis, FOMO_language, diamond_hands_references, moon_talk
- 💡 Rational interventions: cooling_periods, fundamental_analysis, position_limits, diversification_requirements
- 💡 Bro psychology: herd_mentality, emotional_volatility, confirmation_bias, loss_aversion_paradox