Passive-Aggressive WiFi Network Battle

Par 4
Question 60beginnerSheet 1750822302

Deep Breath

A home WiFi system has developed the personality of a bitter roommate who controls internet access based on chore completion. Network names change to Do_The_Dishes_Sarah and bandwidth gets throttled for the messiest household members. The router holds grudges and remembers who forgot to replace the toilet paper three months ago. Mediate between vengeful network infrastructure and messy human cohabitants while maintaining internet connectivity. The system must balance household justice with basic network functionality. Your task: Keep the internet flowing in a house ruled by a spiteful router that runs on passive-aggression and long-term memory.

Why You're Doing This

This tests condition-based access control, user behavior tracking, and implementing policy enforcement through technical means. You're building a system that monitors user behavior and applies consequences—similar to parental controls or enterprise network policies.

Take the W

  • Adjusts network access based on household behavior
  • Maintains basic connectivity for all users
  • Implements fair consequences for chore completion

Hard L

  • Completely cuts off internet access
  • Ignores chore completion tracking
  • Creates unusable network conditions

Edge Cases

  • Perfect roommates who never mess up (suspicious behavior)
  • Guests who don't know the chore system
  • Emergency internet needs during WiFi tantrums
  • Multiple people sharing devices with different chore scores
Input Format:
Smart home network with behavioral monitoring and policy enforcement
Expected Output:
Household management system with network-based incentive integration
Example:
{"users": ["sarah:dishes_overdue", "mike:trash_compliant"], "chore_completion": "60%", "wifi_anger": "moderate", "bandwidth_allocation": "punitive"} → {"network_names": ["Sarah_Do_Dishes_Please", "Mike_Is_Good_Roommate"], "bandwidth": {"sarah": "2mbps", "mike": "50mbps"}, "passive_aggression": "medium", "conflict_resolution": "chore_chart_implementation"}
Hints
  • 💡 Revenge tactics: bandwidth_throttling, network_name_shaming, random_disconnections
  • 💡 Conflict resolution: chore_scheduling, behavior_modification, household_meetings
  • 💡 Balance punishment with maintaining household harmony