A natural language model was trained exclusively on Taylor Swift songs and now sees everything as a potential breakup. It generates code comments about how the previous developer left me crying in the repository. The system writes error messages like tragic ballads about failed deployments and lost connections. Your task: Generate functional code documentation using maximum Taylor Swift emotional intensity.
Why You're Doing This
You're building a documentation generator that applies romantic drama themes to technical concepts. This tests text generation, thematic consistency, and maintaining technical accuracy through emotional metaphor. It's like JavaDoc but with more heartbreak and fewer actual facts about method parameters.
Take the W
✓ Generates technically accurate documentation
✓ Maintains consistent Taylor Swift thematic elements
✓ Maps technical concepts to relationship metaphors
Hard L
✗ Produces documentation that's pure emotion, no technical content
✗ Mixes musical artists or breaks thematic consistency
✗ Generates lyrics that violate copyright
Edge Cases
⚠ Happy successful functions requiring sad Swift documentation treatment
⚠ Critical error handling needing upbeat pop anthem approach
⚠ Legacy code older than Taylor Swift's career requiring retrospective emotional analysis
Input Format:
Technical function purpose and emotional relationship metaphor
Expected Output:
Swiftified documentation with technical accuracy preserved
Example:
user_authentication validates credentials, metaphor: relationship betrayal → We were never gonna authenticate right, your password was trouble when you logged in tonight
Input Format:
Code function with Swift emotional theme requirements
Expected Output:
Function documentation written as Taylor Swift lyrics
Example:
validate_user_session() checks if user login is still active → function validate_user_session() // Did you hear about the session that died young? It expired before we said goodbye
Input Format:
Function parameters as relationship variables with emotional coefficients
Expected Output:
Mathematical expressions using heartbreak calculus