System error messages are delivered by a dramatic opera singer who treats every 404 as a tragic aria. Stack traces become elaborate death scenes with multiple encores and standing ovations from the development team. The singer refuses to perform error messages that don't provide sufficient emotional depth for their artistic interpretation. Your task: Generate technically accurate error messages with sufficient dramatic content for operatic performance.
Why You're Doing This
You're building an error reporting system that translates technical problems into dramatic performance art. This tests message formatting, artistic interpretation of technical concepts, and maintaining accuracy through theatrical enhancement. It's like error handling but with more vibrato and costume changes.
Take the W
✓ Maintains technical accuracy in dramatic presentation
✓ Provides sufficient emotional content for operatic interpretation
✓ Includes performance notes and staging directions
Hard L
✗ Sacrifices technical accuracy for dramatic effect
✗ Produces errors with insufficient emotional depth
✗ Generates performances longer than actual debugging time
Edge Cases
⚠ Error so boring the opera singer refuses to perform it
⚠ Technical error requiring explanation longer than typical opera
⚠ Opera singer developing technical understanding and improving accuracy
Input Format:
Error type with technical details and dramatic performance requirements
Expected Output:
Operatic performance with maintained technical accuracy and audience impact assessment
Example:
404 not found error, resource missing from server, tragic aria style requested → 🎵 The resource you seek has vanished into digital void! Never more shall it grace our servers! 🎵 Technical accuracy: maintained, Impact: devastating
Input Format:
Error object with severity, type, and dramatic performance metadata
Expected Output:
Operatic error system with technical accuracy and theatrical impact tracking