Pick any three challenges from the list. Take as long as you like. Write the shortest answer possible, and prepare to get roasted.
no more stupid array tests
Tired of dealing with employers who make you do morse code merge sort for a MySQL CMS? As they genius they hired just spent three days debugging a missing semicolon?
These questions are immune to Google, Stack Overflow, ChatGPT, and your coding bootcamp flashcards. Actual thinking required. Your brain will break.
three savages will roast you
No more "needs improvement" corporate speak. These beasts learned sarcasm from senior engineers who've debugged legacy code at 3am. They will find your nested if statements and mock them publicly.
Detailed feedback which mentions your variable names
Ridiculous situations and edge cases to make you howl
Humorous responses get heavily marked up
hard experience, not over-engineering
Shortest answer wins. No amount of textbooks or Stack Overflow archaeology will help when you're converting emojis to soundwaves, in a spaceship with reverse gravity... speaking Arabic, while drunk.
168 Languages
ARNOLD-C, formulae, SMILES, genes, interpretive dance. Your funeral.
No Time Pressure
Unlike your last 25 min exam where you misspelt "array" on camera.
your new employer isn't messing around
They could have asked you to implement ELO like a math grad. Instead, they want to watch you save crashing airliners while questioning your career choices. Have to respect that.